How I flunked my Gay Divorce

What I say

Lucky to get my clothes

His "message"

The Nose knew

Property Division

What should the fairness standard be?

What's wrong with 50/50? I'll pretend he died and I get everything. In fact, I'll even lock him out.

The Process

How do two guys who have lived together 15 years split their possessions?

What's wrong with mediation? I'll ignore him and he'll go away. If he tries to start a reasonable process (like hiring a lawyer) I'll do as little as possible.

When All Fails

What do you do when you've been screwed and ignored?

Tabloid TV here we come--but Mother Love won't get a reconciliation here since I was left with nothing to lose. I'll continue to pretend that he's dead, then I'll bluster to my friends about how he's out to get me.

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