Malkavian Mystical Chants
How to Get the Prince to acknowledge you
This chant must be performed within hearing distance of the Prince of the city, and is guaranteed to get his/her attention.
Things you will need
- A Table strong enough for you to sit
- A small hand held cracked mirror
- A neon green piece of piece of cloth to drape over your lap
Sit upon the table with your legs crossed Indian style. Hold the mirror in a position to where you can see the reflection of your prince in it. Drape the cloth over your lap and chant five times...
"Uhh-They In-Spray Is A Uck-Err-Faye"
Note: This chant works best when performed with more than one individual, however can be done solitary as well.
How to get others to notice you
This chant is designed to get others to notice you, and is best done during conclave.
Things you will need
- A Half peeled Banana
- A chalice filled with peanut butter
- A whole clove of garlic
Stand where the party to whom you want to gain the attention of can see and hear you. Crush the clove of garlic and banana into the chalice filled with peanut butter. Spread a thin layer of the concoction upon your cheeks in the form of war paint and chant the following 5 times...
"OhWah TahGoo Siam"
Bring out the true nature of another
This chant is designed to bring out an individuals true nature. It is a very simple procedure and can be very useful in determining friend from foe
Things you may need
- An open vile of mortal blood
- An open vile of kindred blood
- A crucifix
- A garlic necklace
- A small open wound (a small cut will do)
- A camera
- A hand held mirror
- A small dead rodent
- A flashlight
- A small living gardener snake
Carry as many of these items on you as possible and walk near the individual you would like to perceive. Chant the following...
"Blood or stones,
Crunching Bones,
Hunger calls,
Crucifix upon the walls.
Jesus Christ, Gods Son,
The Fears begun.
Listen to your hungry soul,
beast awaken, do it's toll."
Note: If this does not work the first time, try walking near this person with the remaining objects until you get some sort of reaction.
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