26 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX1. You can get chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want to.
5. You canhave chocolate in front of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate doesn't mind.
7. Two people ofthe same sex can have chocolatewithout being called a nasty name.
8. You can have chocolate onyour desk wkithout upsetting our work-mates.
9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
11. "If ou love me you'd swallow" has real meaning with chocolate.
12. With chocolate ther's no need to fake it.
13. Chocolate doesn't get you pregnant.
14. You can have chocolate any time ofthe month.
15. Good chocolate is easy to find.
16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
17. You are never too old or too young for chocolate.
18. When you are having chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbors awake.
19. With chocolate, size doesn't matter.... it's always good.
20. You don't have to beg to get chocolate.
21. You can have chocolate with little kids and not goto jail.
22. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday.
23. Chocolate doesn't keep you awake hyapping after you've had it.
24. It's easy to find 8 inches of chocolate.
25. You can have white or dark choand no one looks at you funny.
26. DUH.....................................................................................................
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