FAA's Chicken Launcher

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device

for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun

that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the

speed the plane flies. The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack

from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during

flight. It seems the British were very interested in this and wanted to test

a windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they're developing. They

borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired. The

ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's

chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the

engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to recheck the test

to see if everything was done correctly. The FAA reviewed the test

thoroughly and had one recommendation: "Use a thawed chicken."

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