Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins
Hari Krishna - He who plays whit the most toys, wins
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins
Anglican - They were our toys us first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Church of Christian Scientist - We are the toys.
Communism - Every one gets the same number of toys, and your are in big trouble if we catch you selling yours.
B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us.
Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumbstruck.
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hinduism - He who play with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
7th day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Southern Baptist - If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one way ticket to Hell.
Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism - Toy are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water it is no longer dry.
Buddhism - It doesn't matter whether the toy exist or not, since the toy box is an illusion
Zen Buddhism - A cloud floats across the sky.
Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys cam from, lets just play with them.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Unitarian Unversalism - We still haven't decided if the toys exist.
Judaism - What ever you decide to do with the toys, you will feel GUILTY for doing so.
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