Male-Female Definitions

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    female: Any part under a car's hood.
    male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    male: Playing ball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    female: The sharing of thoughts & feelings with one's partner.
    male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

BUTT (but) n.
     female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes
    "look bigger."
     male: The organ of mooning and farting.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
    male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
 

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.

TASTE (tayst) v.
    female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to   make  sure it's good.
    male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to  tossing it out.
 

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