New Virus Alert!
The next generation virus crop has arrived!
Beware Of The Following Viruses:Titanic virus -
Makes your whole computer go down.Monica Lewinsky virus -
Sucks all the memory out of your computer.Ellen Degeneres virus -
Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.Disney virus -
Everything in the computer goes Goofy.Mike Tyson virus -
Quits after one byte.Prozac virus -
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.Lorena Bobbit virus -
Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.Woody Allen virus -
Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.Joey Buttafuoco virus -
Only attacks minor files.Spice Girl virus -
Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.Ronald Reagan virus -
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.Dr. Kevorkian virus -
Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.Oprah Winfrey virus -
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, then slowly expands to 300MB.AT&T virus -
Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.MCI virus -
Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the
AT&T virus.Arnold Schwarzenegger virus -
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.Viagra virus -
Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive.
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