PRAYER OF A CAMPER

Hail dark corner,
Full of rockets,
The Walrus camps with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst camping spots,
And blessed be the aim of thy camper {Name here}
Holy Walrus,
Pray for us campers,
Now and at the hour of our ammo run.

ALMIGHTY WALRUS

Almighty Walrus
We ask you this night
to give us your strength
to dominate the fight

Please fill our head
with that phat HoP jam
so that when we are dead
we don't give a damn

supply us with weapons
and ammo galore
so that when we camp
we don't have to explore

and keep our pings low
so that we may show
that our rockets hit true
since we frag for you

to kill us and you
enemies can keep tryin
but when we are thru
they'll be on their knees cryin

all this we pray
in the name of you Walrus
and hear us well when we say
WALLLLLLLLLLLRRRUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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