1.) CAKE: Do you have any general rules of thumb when it comes to the placement of food in your refrigerator?
Kraig Johnson: I have no refrigerator that I know of.

2.) CAKE: If you could be any flavor of food extract what would it be and why?
Kraig Johnson: Vanilla. But if it was possible, ham.

3.) CAKE: With burgeoning inflation in the former Soviet Union and its negative impact on the economy, it looks like the ruble might soon be replaced. What should they replace it with?
Kraig Johnson: Like Danny D. says "Team USA."

Run Westy Run Bonus Question . . .

CAKE: Describe Jayhawk Marc Perlman's tongue and tell us how you know so much about it.
Kraig Johnson: Marc who?
 
 

hair by: Kraig Johnson
clothes by: Kraig Johnson
make-up by: Kraig Johnson
photo stylist: Kraig Johnson
catering courtesy of: Host International
photographs by: Mpls/St. Paul Airport Photo Booth
money for photos courtesy of: Kraig Johnson
 

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